Funny story: Husband reveals to his wife what he would do if she passed away


Talk with your partner about far-fetched “what if” scenarios is almost never a good idea; somebody’s bound to get hurt about things that might never even happen.
Yet learning about these things can sometimes have absolutely hilarious implications–and this story is just a perfect example.
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A husband and wife sit quietly in bed, reading a book every day. The wife suddenly closes her book, looks over her husband and asks a sensitive question.

WIFE: “John, what would you do if I died? Would you get married again?”

HUSBAND: “What? Of course not!”

WIFE: “Why not? Don’t you like being married?”

HUSBAND: “Well, of course I do.”

WIFE: “Then why wouldn’t you remarry?”

HUSBAND: “Okay, okay, I’d get married again.”

WIFE: “You would?” (with a hurt look)

HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)

WIFE: “Would you live in our house?”

HUSBAND: “Sure, it’s a great house.”

Things get intense

WIFE: “Would you sleep with her in our bed?”

HUSBAND: “Where else would we sleep?”

WIFE: “Would you let her drive my car?”

HUSBAND: “Probably, it’s almost new.”

WIFE: “Would you replace my pictures with hers?”

HUSBAND: “That would seem like the proper thing to do.”

WIFE: “Would you give her my jewelry?”

HUSBAND: “No, I’m sure she’d want her own.”

WIFE: “Would you take her golfing with you?”

HUSBAND: “Sure, golfing together is always fun.”

WIFE: “Would she use my clubs?”

HUSBAND: “Of course not, she’s left-handed.”

WIFE: — silence —

HUSBAND: “Shit.”

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