Talk with your partner about far-fetched “what if” scenarios is almost never a good idea; somebody’s bound to get hurt about things that might never even happen.
Yet learning about these things can sometimes have absolutely hilarious implications–and this story is just a perfect example.
I was in tears for the last section! If you like the post, do not hesitate to pass it on!
A husband and wife sit quietly in bed, reading a book every day. The wife suddenly closes her book, looks over her husband and asks a sensitive question.
WIFE: “John, what would you do if I died? Would you get married again?”
HUSBAND: “What? Of course not!”
WIFE: “Why not? Don’t you like being married?”
HUSBAND: “Well, of course I do.”
WIFE: “Then why wouldn’t you remarry?”
HUSBAND: “Okay, okay, I’d get married again.”
WIFE: “You would?” (with a hurt look)
HUSBAND: (makes audible groan)
WIFE: “Would you live in our house?”
HUSBAND: “Sure, it’s a great house.”
Things get intense
WIFE: “Would you sleep with her in our bed?”
HUSBAND: “Where else would we sleep?”
WIFE: “Would you let her drive my car?”
HUSBAND: “Probably, it’s almost new.”
WIFE: “Would you replace my pictures with hers?”
HUSBAND: “That would seem like the proper thing to do.”
WIFE: “Would you give her my jewelry?”
HUSBAND: “No, I’m sure she’d want her own.”
WIFE: “Would you take her golfing with you?”
HUSBAND: “Sure, golfing together is always fun.”
WIFE: “Would she use my clubs?”
HUSBAND: “Of course not, she’s left-handed.”
WIFE: — silence —
She sure got him there! SHARE if you laughed!