Joke: 18-year-old blonde causes chaos on plane – pilot whispers 6 words that shut her up instantly


Sometimes, you need a good laugh to get the right foot to start the day. The rest of it can place you in a good mood. I’ve learned as I grow up that a good day can set things up for a good week, a good month, and even a good year. So if you have a chance to laugh, then take it!
I don’t usually like cliché jokes, for instance blonde ones. It’s stupid to assume how smart someone is just by the way they look. But this joke is an exception to me, it’s caught me off guard and I got a good chuckle.
I had this shown to my wife earlier today. Both of us have blond hair but when we heard the last paragraph we laughed out loud. What amazement! I can assure you!

This is a fictional story, and has nothing to do with reality. I think you’ll like it— and I know you’ll have a good laugh after you’ve read it!
A commercial aircraft is en route to Chicago. One of the flight attendants is asking a young and beautiful blonde, who was seated in first-class on a free seat, to return to her economy class seat.

“You’ve only paid for economy class,” says the flight attendant.

“I’m blonde, I’m beautiful”

The confident 18-year-old woman responds:

“I’m blonde, I’m beautiful, I’m sexy, I’m going to Chicago and I’m not moving from this seat!”

The flight attendant questions a few of times but ultimately gives up. So she asks for help from the co-pilot, but he gets the same answer: “I’m blonde, I’m beautiful, I’m sexy, I’m going to Chicago and I don’t move from this seat! Stop mad at me!
The co-pilotthen heads back to the cockpit and asks the captain what to do.
“And how do they look?”The captain asks.
“A blonde, probably not even in her 20s yet.” “I’m going to handle this,” the captain responds. “I date a blonde. I’m still blonde. “He goes back to first class, sits down at the woman’s side and whispers softly in her ear.

Everyone is shocked

Then she hurries back to her seat in economy class — and sits with her arms crossed while mumbling.

“Why didn’t they say that from the beginning…?”

The flight attendant and the co-pilot are shocked, so they ask the captain what did he say to her.

Captain response:

“I told her that first class isn’t going to Chicago.”

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