Psychiatrist asks Texan why he has a drinking problem, his strange explanation makes me double over

If two people from the same family initiate relationships with two other family members, things quickly get complicated. Remembering what you are to various people in the family of your partner is complicated, and everything starts to mix together… that’s exactly what happened in this story to the guy. His confounding but funny reasoning completely cracks me up, and at the end the therapists reaction is the cherry on top!

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A Texan guy had went to see a doctor due to his drinking problem. He was sitting in his office on the sofa and the doctor told him, “So, can you tell me why you drink?”

The patient breathed deeply, and said, “Yes. The truth is, I know exactly why I drink and now I’m going to tell you. It all began when I had married my beautiful wife. I love her in bits but I don’t think I should ever have done that. So, I met a widow and married a grown daughter, who then became my stepdaughter.’

The reason comes out

The man continued, “One day, my father came to us to stay. He quickly fell in love with my lovely stepdaughter, and eventually married her. And so my stepdaughter was now my stepmother.” “Eventually, I and my wife had a son who was, of course, my father’s brother-in-law since he is my stepdaughter’s half-brother, who is now, of course, my father’s aunt.

“So, as I said to you, when my stepdaughter married my father, she was my stepmother too! Now that my new son is my stepmother’s brother, he too has become my uncle. As you know, because she is the mother of my stepmother, my wife is my step-grandmother. Don’t forget that my stepmother is my stepdaughter.””Wait, it’s getting better: I’m the grandson of my wife now. Since I am married to my step-grandmother, I am not only the husband of the wife and her hubby, but I am my own grandfather as well.
The mouth of the doctor hanged open while he was listening to his patient. The psychiatrist eventually gathered himself and said, “Well now I see why you are intoxicated. Bring it up anyway!”

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